There are a lot of people telling me about taking pictures of weiners and selling them as pictures of actual male sexual organs. Well, I told these people, listen to me Mom and Dad, this is a very lascivious and slippery road you're attempting to go down and I for one will not be purchasing any of these pictures. Well, that was before I saw one of them. Puerto Rican dongs get me every time you know? Anyway, the point I'm trying to make is that I'm selling schlong photos. You know where I'm at.