ESSENTIAL ELEMENTS The following are the FIVE most E-ssential elements in the known universe.... 1) The Burkina Faso flag and/or national anthem, Can't Touch This by MC Hammer 2)Penis Envy. There really aren't too many things more important to human survival than Penis Envy, as evidenced by it's #2 slot on this list. (See: This list.) Sure it's technically just an ideal but isn't it ideals that bring people the most false joy in this world? The answer's yes. I'm looking at you Jesus! 3)Pimples. The joy of the pop and splatter is just too great for anyone to live without. Further proving that babies are not real humans. 4)Norm McDonald's routine at The Roast of Bob Saget. I know what you're thinking. Odd... why not just go with Dirty Work, a true mastery of film that has never been duplicated and probably never will? Because, everyone's already memorized the entire script of Dirty Work. Now, his set at a Comedy Central Roast, now that's where it's at. 5)Kryptonite. It may seem silly to you now but wait until Superman gets super upset about something like Hulk did in the World War Hulk storyline and then we'll see who comes crawling to whom begging for a way to escape the clutches of an all-powerful tyrant.

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