The officials from Blogger HQ have asked me to explain that all items posted on this website are satirical or ridiculous. They don't actually reflect the feelings of any of my personal staff or anyone else that we know of either.

Now then, I feel it necessary to explain to you that my website seems to be an old piece of cardboard that the good people at blogger have managed to pull out of their asses and sell it to me for $100,000,000.32 They made me pay the additional 32 cents to be sure that I would forever remain completely bankrupt.

In case you have been checking this site to see if I or any of my colleagues have managed to update this site in order to allow you to post your thoughts I feel somewhat obligated to tell you all that I am far too stupid to know how to do that, and sice all of my co-workers are actually just, shall we say, pharmacists of mine I don't believe that they are going to help my site out too much. Honestly though folks, I only write for money. I don't give a fuck about the fans. Hey folks, check it out, it's Eddie Vedder and the Frogs. Well that's it! Tell these fucks to leave me alone! Why are you suckholes still here! What, you want to go Criswell! Yeah I didn't think so!