Hate is never a punchline.

Only a Jew nose: Why Christ is dead Where all my money is Can detect water from ten miles away Why Jews wear yarmulkes When to pay taxes What'll be in the news the day before it happens Where the job apllications that don't start with "McDonald's" are Can snort fifty pounds of cocaine at one time

u weel never guess wut hoppened to meeeeee todae! Nothing much, I mostly just sat around the house, lighting my own farts. olso i recorded me taking a poop on an eight-year-old's face and showed it to all of his/her classmates. Little kids all look like they're bi to me.

JEESOOS ROOLSC! SAYTEN DRUELZ! I'd like to thank PetrPallnMaerie#1 for their generous contribution to my website.

SOs everyone is a douchebag now. My plan to take over the world can commence. Muhahahahahahahaha WHA? Yeah. MmHmm. Go on. Please, continue. Damn you Carl Rove! That is the last time you beat me to the punch of a world domination plan!

This just in: I hate when people use "not having legs" as an excuse for walking uber-slowly in front of you. Also in the news today, people have no lives and depend on the trivial matters and personal anguishes of others for entertainment. Unrelated note: Osama bin Laden; still alive. Strange, huh? Go figure!

Guess what? I don't want to waste original ideas on a website that I shouldn't even be posting on, but I don't want my first ever conquest over the mechanized world go to complete waste, so. . . Party Tips! That's right a feature that has become tiresome on the site I originally started it on! Party tip of the day: 1- Never invite people that have ruined your life when you invited them to the last website you made in order to forget the old one that became worthless when you were unable to fix a pretty simple problem, especially when you're inviting him to the very same site that became useless in the first place. On an unrelated note, we can be expecting an old friend to stop by the website anyday now. Or shoot someone in a fit of rage.

Holy fucking shit! I fixed this site! Do you know what this means? It means that I am not the most useless excuse for existence that ever was! Hooray!

Why am I suddenly commenting on an old website I haven't published on for about a year and have no intentions of restarting? Well, it's simple. . . I don't really have an answer to that. How embarrassing. OH WELL!!!