A little update. For those of you who are currently uncertain as to what Burkina Faso is: Burkina Faso is the small African nation made out of robotronics and corrugated tin. Burkina Faso emits an odd stench of Briere cheese and the sweaty floors of a ferrous cupric factory. Burkina Faso is the most awesome place to freestyle walk. 87% of Burkina Faso's income is an aggregate of subsistence farming of artificial limbs and the exportation of human and feline clones. Burkina Faso was one of the major sites of a race war that spanned fourteen nations of Africa between black people and REALLY black people. Burkina Faso, when translated to English, means the whore of Belgrade tricked our Prime Minister and spiked our water supply with arsenic, but we still believe in the power of Ja. Why? You might ask. Because we are poor. What do you expect?

There are a lot of people telling me about taking pictures of weiners and selling them as pictures of actual male sexual organs. Well, I told these people, listen to me Mom and Dad, this is a very lascivious and slippery road you're attempting to go down and I for one will not be purchasing any of these pictures. Well, that was before I saw one of them. Puerto Rican dongs get me every time you know? Anyway, the point I'm trying to make is that I'm selling schlong photos. You know where I'm at.

I see that nobody has bothered to stay with my site when I left it dormant for the last several months. Well, ingrates, Daddy's back with a full case of Dramamine and you're all in trouble if I find that flail I took from that nice young woman in Bangkok she tried to use to take my money. Beep bop doo doo dop. Consume, consume, consume.