Due to obvious problems with this site we (and when I say we I mean I)am moving this site to http://www.bloggedoutentertainment.blogspot.com

Q:If a car moves at 2 mph from Houston and a train leaves from Alabama at 1.3 miles per hour for half of the distance and at .25 mph the rest of the time who dies in Richmond Virginia first? A:The one who's drunkest... me! Bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahuhuhhuhhooweegabble.